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Anonymous:

they put the mamsnrhbr cehfde in the soder


mcprincessoffical:

someone had too many tentacolas and it wasn’t me this time


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palm-top-tiger:

ask-fruity-sasuke:

palm-top-tiger:

palm-top-tiger:

palm-top-tiger:

palm-top-tiger:

palm-top-tiger:

normal again 👍

horny again 👍

normal again 👍

horny again 👍

normal again 👍

you should spend more time training instead of being horny.

Sasuke…

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babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

ilovecalc2:

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

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mackthecheese:

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For anyone wondering what that weird guy I keep posting is like in canon^

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necrowtic:

necrowtic:

necrowtic:

sometimes a girl just has to make a little animal sounds. and thats okay

if your girl isnt making enough animal sounds she may be experiencing stressful conditions or suffering from a lack of proper enrichment

the only way to fix this is to kiss her a lot. please

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metalgearsolidyaoi:

LETS HEAR IT FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS CAN WE GET APPLAUSE FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS